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Well Known Artist Banned From Local Book Store
This weekend a well-known artist J. Burson was banned from a local book store due to, in the words of the manager, “A Horrible offense to books and cantaloupes everywhere!” Burson retaliated by saying,...
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Bob Billycan Arrested for Carjacking a Taxicab in Chinatown
This just in! Mr. Bob Billycan has just been found at a 7-11 near Egypt. He has been on the police’s most wanted list for the past twelve seconds for carjacking a taxicab in Chinatown, and now he is...
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Bustin Jieber missing in Congo jungle!
May 3, 2012 – Actor Bustin Jieber is reported to be missing in the Yangadou Rainforest in the Republic Of Congo. The actor was in the remote area filming an action / adventure film titled ‘Mother...
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Martians invade McDonald’s!
Here is the latest news from the headlines of- THE DAILY ASDAQUA!
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Fake News: Master Yoda Hospitalized after Traffic Altercation
Fullerton, CA (MediaFetcher June 20, 2012) – Actor Master Yoda has been reported to be in serious condition and taken to Golden State Regional Hospital after a minor traffic accident that escalated...
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